'cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely?
Or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying I love you
I like mondays, so I am pretty sure I will like you. If you ever need to bribe me - PEACHES AND NUTS.


What is the last book you read?

bonkalore:

sadchula:

shardwick:

It can wait.

next time someone is mean to you just tell em this

Me avoiding my responsibilities

(via laughed)

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stains:

this is my sisters contacts

(Source: 2cc48a, via ewyucky)

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

(via a-dreaming-wallflower)

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chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

(via punnier)

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put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

(via metaljesuswithasideofguac)

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