'cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely?
Or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying I love you
I like mondays, so I am pretty sure I will like you. If you ever need to bribe me - PEACHES AND NUTS.


What is the last book you read?
no-lungs:

It looks like sandy riding the Alaskan bull worm

no-lungs:

It looks like sandy riding the Alaskan bull worm

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officialunitedstates:

the reason why I clap after movies is because I want to have influence over the other people in the theatre.  if I clap first and then everyone else claps after me I can feel like I started a trend and that I am really cool and that I have a lot of girlfriends

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49 minutes ago

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via hotboyproblems)

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misandry-mermaid:

littlemissgg:

airbendingamy:

Everyone watch this movie.

This movie is so under-rated and amazing

Hard Candy (2005)

TW for themes of pedophila and CSA.

(Source: stelmarias, via get-your-ass-in-the-impala)

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50 minutes ago

hunter-doctors-in-221b:

copperbooms:

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

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51 minutes ago

outerspacecake:

I’m going to be laughing about this for ages

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